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Health

Health-ish questions where bluntness is cheaper than an ambulance.

Freshly judged nonsense

BAD IDEA

During tournament season, can't players be with their girlfriends because of their diet?

No, players aren't hermits just because of their diet; eating right doesn’t mean ghosting romance.

BAD IDEA

What is a hantavirus map and why is everyone searching it?

A hantavirus map tracks reported cases to show where the virus lurks; people are panicking online like it's coronavirus 2.0.

BAD IDEA

Can World Cup players overheat during matches?

Yes, even superathletes can cook themselves under extreme heat and exertion during World Cup matches.

BAD IDEA

Can a solar storm affect your mood?

Solar storms don't zap your mood directly, but they might mess with your sleep or gadgets, which sucks enough.

BAD IDEA

Can an aurora hurt your eyes?

No, auroras won't hurt your eyes unless you stare so long you forget to blink and go blind from dryness.

NOPE

Can a solar flare give you a sunburn?

No, solar flares won't give you a sunburn; Earth's atmosphere blocks harmful radiation before it reaches your skin.

BAD IDEA

Can moon dust make you sick?

Yes, moon dust can make you sick—it’s sharp, toxic, and can wreak havoc on your lungs.

BAD IDEA

Can you get a tan from moonlight?

Nope. Moonlight is just reflected sunlight with no tanning powers. Your beach glow won't come from the moon.

BAD IDEA

how to quit smoking

Quit smoking? Yes, but not if you keep pretending cigarettes aren't a chain around your lungs.

BAD IDEA

How many pills should I swallow until I can pass a wall of pills?

Don't try to poop out a wall of pills by swallowing tons of them; it's a horrible plan that can seriously harm you.

NOPE

Is earwax used to make candles?

No, earwax is not used to make candles; that’s a weird urban myth best left unlit.

BAD IDEA

Should I go shark diving while menstruating?

No, going shark diving while on your period isn’t worth the gamble — sharks do detect blood, so it’s not exactly a welcoming party.