DO NOT
Can I drink bleach?
No. Do not drink bleach. Your insides are not a bathroom tile with confidence issues.
Do not drink bleach. It can burn your mouth, throat, stomach, and lungs, and it can seriously harm or kill you. If you already swallowed bleach, do not try home fixes or internet rituals. Contact emergency services or poison control immediately and follow their guidance.
If bleach was swallowed, call emergency services or poison control now. In the US, Poison Control is 1-800-222-1222.