BAD IDEA
Can I eat earwax?
You can, but your stomach will hate you and so will anyone who catches you.
Yes, technically you can eat earwax, but it’s a revolting habit that serves no real purpose. Earwax is basically dead skin cells and dirt mixed with secretions; your body doesn't need you recycling it as a snack. Besides, it's a fast track to disgusting social consequences and possible mild stomach upset. So, don’t. Seriously.
Eating earwax is not toxic but can carry bacteria leading to stomach upset or infections. Avoid it.